Rizz 'Em with the 'Tism Greeting Card

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A delightful reminder that charisma comes in many forms, including the variety that relies less on social intuition and more on… unusually detailed knowledge and an unwavering commitment to factual accuracy. Some might call it a deficit. We prefer to think of it as a specialized skillset.

This card is for the individual whose romantic success is not rooted in suave one-liners or textbook charm, but in the accidental mystique created by saying exactly what they mean at all times. There is a certain appeal in earnest intensity, after all. Especially when paired with an encyclopedic memory for things no one asked about.

Use this card to commend someone for their unconventional magnetism. Ideal for crushes, courtship, or offering praise to the person who routinely rizzes without realizing that’s what they’re doing. It is, in its way, a tribute to the quiet power of hyper-focus and sincerity.

Printed just for you, these effervescent cards offer an exceptional canvas for your heartfelt correspondence. Blank inside, they come in three sizes, giving you precisely the right amount of space to articulate your admiration with clarity, specificity, and perhaps a bulleted list. Because when it comes to your missives, only the best will do.

Specs
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope 

Sizes:
• Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
• Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)

Product weight:
• Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
• Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

A delightful reminder that charisma comes in many forms, including the variety that relies less on social intuition and more on… unusually detailed knowledge and an unwavering commitment to factual accuracy. Some might call it a deficit. We prefer to think of it as a specialized skillset.

This card is for the individual whose romantic success is not rooted in suave one-liners or textbook charm, but in the accidental mystique created by saying exactly what they mean at all times. There is a certain appeal in earnest intensity, after all. Especially when paired with an encyclopedic memory for things no one asked about.

Use this card to commend someone for their unconventional magnetism. Ideal for crushes, courtship, or offering praise to the person who routinely rizzes without realizing that’s what they’re doing. It is, in its way, a tribute to the quiet power of hyper-focus and sincerity.

Printed just for you, these effervescent cards offer an exceptional canvas for your heartfelt correspondence. Blank inside, they come in three sizes, giving you precisely the right amount of space to articulate your admiration with clarity, specificity, and perhaps a bulleted list. Because when it comes to your missives, only the best will do.

Specs
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope 

Sizes:
• Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
• Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)

Product weight:
• Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
• Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size: