Rad Wife Chad Life Greeting Card
Rad Wife Chad Life
A celebratory nod to the traditional power couple: the competent wife who actually gets things done, and the man confident enough to appreciate her without feeling threatened by the fact that she’s operating at a higher RPM. And, of course, a word about the husband in question. The man who shows up, steps up, and makes the whole operation run with quiet competence and zero theatrics. The kind who fixes things before you notice they’re broken, carries the heavy bags without being asked, and has the good sense to appreciate a wife who makes the entire enterprise look effortless. A reliable provider with a functional moral compass is a rare modern luxury. This card recognizes the simple truth that order, stability, and a functioning household rarely occur by accident.
This card can be thought of as a merit badge for couples who aren’t interested in modern relationship nihilism, 17th wave feminism or political correctness. It is a declaration that some partnerships actually work because both parties show up, pull their weight, and look good doing it. Maybe the patriarchy isn’t so evil after all.
Use it for anniversaries, weddings, or any moment that calls for a little public recognition of the power couple you truly are. It’s equal parts cheeky and sincere, and just earnest enough to make the right people smile and the wrong people uncomfortable.
Specs
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
Sizes:
• Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
• Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
Product weight:
• Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
• Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Rad Wife Chad Life
A celebratory nod to the traditional power couple: the competent wife who actually gets things done, and the man confident enough to appreciate her without feeling threatened by the fact that she’s operating at a higher RPM. And, of course, a word about the husband in question. The man who shows up, steps up, and makes the whole operation run with quiet competence and zero theatrics. The kind who fixes things before you notice they’re broken, carries the heavy bags without being asked, and has the good sense to appreciate a wife who makes the entire enterprise look effortless. A reliable provider with a functional moral compass is a rare modern luxury. This card recognizes the simple truth that order, stability, and a functioning household rarely occur by accident.
This card can be thought of as a merit badge for couples who aren’t interested in modern relationship nihilism, 17th wave feminism or political correctness. It is a declaration that some partnerships actually work because both parties show up, pull their weight, and look good doing it. Maybe the patriarchy isn’t so evil after all.
Use it for anniversaries, weddings, or any moment that calls for a little public recognition of the power couple you truly are. It’s equal parts cheeky and sincere, and just earnest enough to make the right people smile and the wrong people uncomfortable.
Specs
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
Sizes:
• Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
• Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
Product weight:
• Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
• Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!