My Last Avocado Greeting Card

from $3.50

A bold declaration of affection, and frankly the highest compliment a modern adult can offer. Avocados are expensive, temperamental, and almost always in the wrong stage of ripeness. Anyone can say “I care about you.” Few will sacrifice the makings of the coveted avocado toast to prove it. Consider this card your official declaration of emotional generosity and culinary devotion.
Use this card to express devotion, flirtation, or mild emotional blackmail. Ideal for anniversaries, apologies, or reminding someone that your love is both abundant and market-value aware.
Printed just for you, these effervescent cards offer an exceptional canvas for your heartfelt correspondence. [Essentially] blank inside, they come in three sizes, giving you precisely the right amount of space to confess your devotion, your intentions, or your questionable budgeting choices. Because when it comes to your missives, only the best will do.

Specs
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope 

Sizes:
• Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
• Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)

Product weight:
• Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
• Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

A bold declaration of affection, and frankly the highest compliment a modern adult can offer. Avocados are expensive, temperamental, and almost always in the wrong stage of ripeness. Anyone can say “I care about you.” Few will sacrifice the makings of the coveted avocado toast to prove it. Consider this card your official declaration of emotional generosity and culinary devotion.
Use this card to express devotion, flirtation, or mild emotional blackmail. Ideal for anniversaries, apologies, or reminding someone that your love is both abundant and market-value aware.
Printed just for you, these effervescent cards offer an exceptional canvas for your heartfelt correspondence. [Essentially] blank inside, they come in three sizes, giving you precisely the right amount of space to confess your devotion, your intentions, or your questionable budgeting choices. Because when it comes to your missives, only the best will do.

Specs
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope 

Sizes:
• Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
• Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)

Product weight:
• Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
• Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
• Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size: