Après Ski Instructor Poster

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A distinguished tribute to the unsung scholars of après culture — the individuals who may not have mastered the mountain, but have certainly mastered what happens once everyone pretends they meant to stop skiing for the day. This print honors the rare soul whose skill set includes issuing confident drink recommendations, offering unsolicited advice with professorial authority, and maintaining impeccable lodge form even while three layers deep in merino.

It’s a quiet salute to the individual who understands that mountain culture is held together not by athletic prowess, but by the person who remembers everyone’s drink order, enforces basic etiquette, and maintains order with the kind of calm authority usually found in seasoned professors and seasoned bartenders. Sometimes both.

This piece serves as a gentle reminder that while ski technique will vary widely among the general population, a well-educated approach to off-slope conduct is both achievable and deeply appreciated. Suitable for anyone who knows that the real curriculum begins once the skis come off and the storytelling begins.

Printed to order with care on museum-quality thick matte paper. Please allow a few extra days for production before shipping.

• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Opacity: 94%
• ISO brightness: 104%
• Paper is sourced from Japan

A distinguished tribute to the unsung scholars of après culture — the individuals who may not have mastered the mountain, but have certainly mastered what happens once everyone pretends they meant to stop skiing for the day. This print honors the rare soul whose skill set includes issuing confident drink recommendations, offering unsolicited advice with professorial authority, and maintaining impeccable lodge form even while three layers deep in merino.

It’s a quiet salute to the individual who understands that mountain culture is held together not by athletic prowess, but by the person who remembers everyone’s drink order, enforces basic etiquette, and maintains order with the kind of calm authority usually found in seasoned professors and seasoned bartenders. Sometimes both.

This piece serves as a gentle reminder that while ski technique will vary widely among the general population, a well-educated approach to off-slope conduct is both achievable and deeply appreciated. Suitable for anyone who knows that the real curriculum begins once the skis come off and the storytelling begins.

Printed to order with care on museum-quality thick matte paper. Please allow a few extra days for production before shipping.

• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Opacity: 94%
• ISO brightness: 104%
• Paper is sourced from Japan

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